Torbjorn Zetterlund

Mon 26 2012

The 9 Laws of Project Management (humor)

by bernt & torsten

  • If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best)
  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

And finally

  • If at first, you don’t succeed, delegate it.