An Italian, a Frenchman and a Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes.”
The Frenchman says: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with edible chocolate paint, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.”
The Parsi says: “That’s nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.”
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, “Two hours, phenomenal!
What did you do to make her scream for two hours?!?
Parsi: “I wiped my hands on the curtains.”