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Adult Jokes – Massaging the wife with oil

by bernt & torsten

An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes.”

The Frenchman says: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with edible chocolate paint, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.”

The Parsi says: “That’s nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.”

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, “Two hours, phenomenal!

What did you do to make her scream for two hours?!?

Parsi: “I wiped my hands on the curtains.”