
Humorous jokes about wives
by bernt & torsten
Here are some unfair, but humorous jokes about wives, that a family member sent me.
David Bissonette – When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry – After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi – By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates – Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas – The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud – I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous – “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henny Youngman – “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for 2 years.”
Sam Kinison – “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran – “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray – Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Nash – The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Anonymous – You know what I did before marriage? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman – My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield – A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle – Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous – A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:”You can have mine.”
Anonymous – First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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